Daily Archives: January 8, 2006

Visiting a Thai Restaurant 04

One of my “new year resolutions” is to work hard on the paknam.com website. There is still a lot to do to make it a proper guidebook for Samut Prakan Province. So, what I am going to do this year is make a big effort to visit a new restaurant at least once a week. I will then produce a “Where to Eat” guide for my province. So, that is what I did late this afternoon. I drove down Sukhumwit Road as far as Ancient City where I did a u-turn. I then turned left down a soi called “Bangsaen 2” which has a row of restaurants along the Gulf of Thailand. I have been here several times before but the place has certainly changed. Apart from the new housing estate where there used to be just wasteland, there are also nearly a dozen restaurants. Some seemed to be more permanent than others. Today we chose to eat at Rabieng Ta-le. This had some fine views of the Gulf of Thailand and the beautiful setting sun.

As you enter a restaurant, a waiter usually comes up to you quite quickly and asks “gee tee krap”. Basically he is asking how many seats. I think most of the time it is really obvious how many people are in your party but they always go through this routine. Today I just replied by saying “song tee” meaning a table for two persons. So, he took us to one with four settings. We sat down and he gave us each a menu. In the event that you seated yourselves, you can ask to see a menu by saying “kor doo meh-noo”. They use the same word we do for menu, but you just have to learn to pronounce it differently. If the waiter stays with you, he might say “ja rap a-rai dee krap” meaning what would you like to order. (He might say “ja sung a-rai” instead). However, if he has walked away, attract his attention and say “sung aa-haan krap”.

I have my old favourites which I like eating when I go out. However, it is always nice to try something new. Try asking the waiter what the cook’s specials are by saying “mee aa-haan nae-nam a-rai baang krap” (or make it simpler by just saying  “mee a-rai a-roi baang krap” ). Anyway, this is what we ordered. As there were two of us, we ordered three dishes:

ปูนิ่มผัดผงกะหรี่ – bpoo nim pat pong ga ree
Fried crab with curry powder (180 baht)

ยำปลาดุกฟู – yam bplaa dook foo
Fried Crispy Catfish served with Spicy Mango Salad (80 baht)

ห่อหมกทะเลมะพร้าวอ่อน – hor mok ta-lay ma-praao on
Curry Steamed Seafood in Coconut (120 baht)

I forgot to say, that before you order the food, they usually ask you want drinks you would like by saying “ja deum a-rai dee krap“. Most restaurant have some beautiful “beer girls” with the names of the beer they are promoting across their blouses. The Tiger girl came up to us at this restaurant. I asked if there was any draught beer by saying “mee bia sot mai”. Actually, “sot” is a useful food term for you to remember. It means “fresh”.  She looked disappointed because the only draught beer they had was Singha Beer (don’t forget to call it bia sing in Thai). As I have mentioned before, Thai people like putting ice in their beer. If you are like me and don’t like Hush Puppy Beer (and yes some Thai people do drink beer with a straw) then just tell them to leave out the ice by saying “mai aow naam kaeng”. Oh, as not everyone drinks beer, you have to tell them how many glasses. We were both drinking so I said “gaew song bai”. (Don’t worry, I only drank one glass as I was driving.)

The only thing left now was for us to order the rice. It won’t automatically come with your meal. There was only two of us so we decided to order two plates of plain rice by saying “kao bplao song jaan”. This cost 10 baht per plate. However, we could have ordered a big bowl for 40 baht. For this, we needed to say “kao bplao neung toh”. I think that was about all of the Thai I used with the waiter today. Oh yes, one more thing. I did ask for an empty plate for all the discarded pieces of food. Remember that plain rice was “kao bplao”? Well, a “plain” plate is then “jaan bplao”! So, just say “kor jaan bplao neung bai”. When we had finished this fine meal, I asked for the bill by saying “chek bin”.

That was not only a good meal but a really great restaurant with good service. And just look at that view! Isn’t that a wonderful sunset to admire while you are eating your meal?

Until next time.


กี่ที่ครับ – how many seats?
สองที่ – two seats
ขอดูเมนู – can I see the menu?
จะรับอะไรดีครับ /จะสั่งอะไร – what would you like to order?
จะดื่มอะไรดีครับ – what would you like to drink?
สั่งอาหารครับ – I would like to order
มีอะไรอร่อยบ้างครับ – What is there that is delicious?
มีอาหารแนะนำอะไรบ้างครับ – What do you recommend?
มีเบียร์สดไหม – do you have draught beer?
เบียร์สิงห์ – Singha Beer
ไม่เอาน้ำแข็ง – I don’t want any ice
แก้วสองใบ – two glasses
ข้าวเปล่า 2 จาน – two plates of plain rice
ข้าวเปล่าหนึ่ง (1) โถ – one bowl of plain rice
จานเปล่า – empty plate
ขอจานเปล่า 1 ใบ – can I have one empty plate?
เช็คบิล – the bill

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Bringing My Thai Girlfriend To America

Do you realize how incredibly hard is such a task is this? America, post 9-11, is unbelievably stringent on many things. It is the typical way of the United States. We are always a bit behind in our endevours, but what we lack in response, we make up for with fervor and spirit!

Anyways, I’m not writing to make a knock on my country. I am just writing to talk about what I went through to bring my Thai girlfriend (now wife) from Bangkok to the home of the best NFL team in known history…Seattle, Washington. (yes..I am referring to the very best SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!!!!!). Okay, I admit I am already off base; but hell… I am very proud of my team!!

So…I was in Thailand in November of 2003. This was my third trip to Thailand and the second such trip on my own. I had decided that I was going to forget all about Bangkok, Pattaya, Koh Samet, Koh Phi Phi, and Phuket. No……nay….I was headed for Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai..and then Laos…so…I…thought..

Long story short..I ended up meeting Pon on my second day in Thailand (at the airport headed for Chiang Rai) and I was immediately under her spell. We spent the rest of the month together and then I flew back to the US; with a promise that I would return for her. Upon arriving in the US; I did all of the necessary paperwork, and then I flew back to Thailand to go to Pon’s embassy appointment five months later (pretty important for you potential American suitors of Thai ladies).

Okay, so the meeting went well and Pon was granted the visa. I had already bought her one-way plane ticket from BKK to SEA (I was confident); and we passed through customs with no problems. Once we arrived in the US, we have had to go back to the DHS (dept. of homeland of security) on two occasions (once for fingerprinting), but that went by pretty quick.

Anyways..things went very very smoothly. She got her green card within three weeks of her last appointment, and then we got her a Social Security Number so she can work. If anyone needs a hand with with this process, I would be more than glad to lend a hand free of charge.